We join Lane as, unimpressed with the main courses, she decides to dive straight into the desserts. She constructs a large custard pie, and notes that there are better things to do with it than eating it, before slamming it into her face. Her verdict? "Needs more custard!" Fortunately, there is a large jug on hand, which she pours all over herself. "The best thing about custard" says Lane "is that it is just so... filling" and tips the next jug into her cleavage so we can watch it flood out between her legs and over her lace-topped stockings. Lane decides that it needs some chocolate, which she drizzles all over herself, but then realises that she has got some on her dress.

She takes the dress off to reveal her sexy mesh bodysuit, before trying her next dessert--Sticky Toffee Lane. A huge bowl of sticky Golden Syrup is poured slowly over Lane, covering her hair and face, and trickling down her body until she is completely coated. She plays around with the syrup, delighted with the feel of it, before asking 'isn't the Sticky Toffee normally served with custard?' Well, if you insist Lane... Lane adds some yoghurt to the mix, before asking to try the Treacle Tart. She takes a large jug of thick black treacle, and pours it slowly over her head so it can cover her face. A generous helping of custard is added while Lane enjoys the feel of the mess trickling down her body. To get the full effect she strips off her outfit, and tips a final jug of custard over her naked body before rubbing it over her breasts and between her legs. Lane is not quite finished, however, and asks to try the Eton Mess. This old-fashioned pudding consists of a large bowl of stuff scraped off the floor, tipped all over a beautiful naked model. A rare treat, I'm sure you will all agree!