In her first scene, Dr Lane teaches you all about the s.y.r.u.p. programme--Stickiness; Your Responses Upon Pouring. She takes off her sensible labcoat, lets her waist-length hair down, and gets busy covering her tiny see-through outfit in gallons of sticky Golden Syrup. She thoroughly messes up her legs and stockings, her beautiful bottom, and her amazing boobs, before giving herself a sticky syrup shampoo. Then she pours the final jug of syrup over her face and we watch it flow all down her body.

But wait--the s.y.r.u.p. programme might be completed, but Lane is not finished! It's time for t.r.e.a.c.l.e: Testing Responses to Extreme And Complete Liquid Envelopment. Lane climbs onto the table, and pushes her face deep into a large bowl of thick, black treacle. She pauses to enjoy the sensation of being enveloped in the stickiest substance around, and lifts her head out to show the heavy liquid trickling over her face. Lane decides she wants more, so she pushes her face into the lake of treacle on the table while the remainder is poured all over her delectable bottom.